CABRASH

You should really meet him. He’s got gumption. I’ll tell you that much. Mmm. If there’s any truth to the movie, he’s going to be fast as hell when them braces come off. Read more →

Sure, I’m poor, but I’m happy. Long as you have friends, right? … Are those my earrings? Read more →

How unfair is that? For her to be ostracized that way? Pretty unfair. Yeah. Sometimes it works to your advantage though. … Like, that Gwendoline Christie is divine, and, I think, near as tall as a ostrich. Read more →

I hear Gene Shoemaker spent a lot of time dealing with depression before he died. My god. That’s terrible. Just a joke. Yeah. I know. Read more →

I’ve made a huge mistake. That much is obvious. Mmm. Now it’ll be embarrassing if you haven’t. Read more →

Yeah. So, I’m doing two spinning classes a week now. Cool. Any chance you’d want to join me? Nah. I think I’m good. … They just put in that traffic circle near the house. Read more →

He just said his first word. Dada. … Already wi-fi addicted. Read more →

You ever listen to the way your mum pronounces Minnesota? Pretty sure the Coca-Cola folks have gotten to her. Read more →

I hear the guy who pilots the MetLife blimp is morbidly obese but has an amazing life insurance policy. Heh-heh? … Heh? Read more →

Ugh! These modern cyclists and their drugs. Coppi and Bartali are probably spinning in their graves. Mmm. One can only hope. Read more →

Sometimes I tell people I have IBS. For no good reason really. You kind of sort of do. Read more →

Burgundy hospital scrubs? Yup. Now. Read more →

Burgundy hospital scrubs? Wine tasting. Fun times. Read more →

Loving our two party system. It’s like Chuck E. Cheese followed by Dave and Buster’s. … Don’t be surprised if I puke later. Read more →

What’d you do last night? Watched a documentary on the Argentine Civil Wars. Ah. I bet “Devil’s Backbone” sounded awesome in Spanish. Read more →

Finally hot out. Let’s go get some ice cream. My treat. Can’t. Lactose. I’m… I’m so sorry. Listen… I’ll carry you if you can’t walk. Read more →

Sure, Target is doing pretty good this year – but what happens when a war breaks out? Read more →

I’ll still go, but I don’t see how a noise rock band is going to contend with a bunch of burly dudes with bats. Read more →

How’s that go? “The art of government is the organization of idolatry.” I don’t know about all that. I’m just happy to be able to buy flip-flops, candy and office supplies so cheaply… and all in one place. Read more →

“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well, Horatio.” Right. So, here he’s conveying to his friend Horatio that he hooked up with Yorick, who is now a man, but who was once a woman of little means. The sex was amazing. Huh. … I’m going to clean up on this test. Read more →

It never ends. The iPhone SE will be followed by a TE then a UE then a VE. On and on and on. Cook won’t be happy until they can supersede each phone immediately after release… unabated. Woah, now. Let’s keep it clean. Read more →